| Fans
of the Leeds popular beat combo The Kaiser Chiefs were up in arms
this week when it was revealed just where the band were planning to
play warm-up gigs this summer.
On
the venue list are those major centres of urban cool, Oban and Strathpeffer.
Not unreasonably, the band's fan base, located mainly in the north
west of That England are a tad put out, leading, er, leading cultural
commentators to speculate on the likely social ramifications of
the unrest without quite putting their finger on it.
Speaking
exclusively to The JT, a spokeszeitgeist told The JT: "I think
there will definitely be a social disturbance of some sort. But
I can't quite think of an appropriate term to describe the form
this undesirable expression of discontent will take.
A
demo? No, that doesn't quite describe it. I was also thinking of
perhaps something like a mass meeting taking place, perhaps in a
public place, but that's not quite right either. I can't put my
finger on it, some term that describes an outpouring of feeling,
possibly taking place on the streets, and possibly violent. What
could it be?"
At
the time of writing, no one is willing to predict a riot but this
may change
"I
forecast a major, yet somehow indescribable, social disturbance
taking place"
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