Referendum okayed by Trent after "no nigras" assurances given

In no way desperate to get an interview with anybody, just anybody, while covering Scotland Week in the US, BBC Scotland hack Glen Campbell managed to get ex-Senator Trent Lott in front of a microphone.

Mr Lott, who obligingly instituted Tartan Day (as was) ten years ago while still a politician, just as obligingly gave Glen couple of soft-pitch quotes about the proposed referendum on Scotland's constitutional future.

"Let the people decide" is Trent's reasonable take on the matter, a view that Glen, perhaps somewhat charitably, describes as "interesting." And there it lies, Glen gets his interview, files his copy and everyone goes home happy.

Er, no.

For one wonders if the Trent Lott Glen interviewed, is in any way related to the ex-Mississippi senator who voted against pro-Afro-American legislation and tried to veto the creation of Martin Luther King Day among his other (ahem) "unusual" attempts to better the lot of his coloured brethren?

I fear he's one and the same.

One can only therefore assume that Mr Lott, much given to lecturing on the need to "educate" the electorate on matters of import, is sanctioning the Scottish referendum on the grounds that there are unlikely to be large numbers of "nigras" exercising the franchise.

You see, gentlemen like Trent are all for democracy providing you only let the right people have the vote. There might be an excuse for Trent because he's just a racist wanker with a bad wig, but there's no excuse for Glen letting the copy go through without making mention of Trent's previous in the area of matters democratic.

Looking for a feel-good story to chime in with "everyone thinks the Scots are really nice" shtick that permeates the coverage of the Scotland Week just gone is no excuse for failing to obey the first rule to be followed by journalists - tell the punters what you know, all of it …

Shame on you Glen.

Let's face it, it's either a bad wig
or an even worse haircut

Trent was always very fond of a good parade

Inside: Trent was a big supporter of arch-racist nutter Storm Thurmond who was very keen on racial segregation right up to the door of his own bedroom, if you catch my drift…

April 2008

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