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Donald
Trump: "Alex Salmond, an amazing man and totally my bitch"
Curiously
coiffured gazillionaire Donald Trump paid fulsome tribute
to First Minister Alex Salmond this week, describing him as,
"an amazing man and totally my bitch."
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Salt
spoilsports set scrimping sodium safety standards so spoiling
savouring severely sautéed spud scran
A
council has urged local chip shops to cut back on the salt
they put on chips after a survey found huge discrepancies
in the amounts being used.
BBC News OL, 28th January, 2008.
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Mystic
Browne says: "No more resignations." Correct Lottery
numbers to follow
Part-time
Scottish Secretary Des Browne was in town this week assuring
the waiting media that no Labour ministers north or south
of the border will resign anytime soon.
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If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada
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Lone,
deaf rambler fails to hear noise tree falling makes in forest
Sheep
suspend discussion of Kant's categorical imperative when human
with camera is spotted by lookout sheep
New
print discovered of seminal French New Wave classic "Un
seagull à la plage de Portbello" avec Yves Montand,
Simone Signoret et Sid le seagull.
Burley's
honeymoon period with Tartan Army doesn't make it to the first
shag as Satan's satrap shows up..
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Recent
Stories
New
Forth Bridge : 100% rise in not-going-anywhereness
With
high winds again closing the existing Forth Road Bridge this
week, The Scottish government defended its choice of a new
bridge, promising that the proposed crossing would offer travellers
fresh opportunities in not-going-anywhereness.
Ruby
Murray chef ban continues while monolingual mince maestro
directed through green channel
Deeply-embedded,
well-loved aspects of Scottish culinary culture were under
threat this week as it was revealed that government immigration
policy was threatening that ancient Scottish dish - the Ruby
Murray.
"It's
Scotland's Radioactive Rubbish!" "That oil slogan
was getting so old" says SNP
In
what is seen as being a sure vote-winner, the SNP have thrown
out the old "It's Scotland's Oil!" slogan replacing
with the much more up-to-date "It's Scotland's Radioactive
Rubbish!"
"It's
being so cheerful" etc. : Year of Highland Culture ends,
decades of tornfaced moaning continue
With
the Year of Highland Culture safely consigned to the dustbin
of history, our Highland communities can now get back to what
they enjoy best - moaning their tits off.
Why
not have a rummage in the archives? 2007
2006 2005
2004 2003
2002 2001
2000
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