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Curiously
coiffured gazillionaire Donald Trump paid fulsome tribute to First
Minister Alex Salmond this week, describing him as, "an amazing
man and totally my bitch."
In
an exclusive interview with The JT, Donald thanked Mr Salmond for
intervening over the controversial decision to "call-in"
Aberdeen's rejection of Trump's planned golf course and housing
development.
"What
really impresses me about Alex," he told The JT "was his
instinctive reaction when faced with great power and wealth, "to
bend over and take one for the team."
Too
many politicians, Mr Trump continued, were content to hide behind
rules and regulations that occasionally blocked investment decisions
favourable to rapacious plutocrats. "What kind of world would
it be if every time I came up with a development plan some rule
or procedure was allowed to get in the way? A world where I didn't
get to make lots of money - that's the kind of world it would be."
It
is thought that the Trump award for "amazing man" will
next go to Ian Paisley if he lets the golf project go ahead in Antrim,
with the accolade being then sequentially given out to the next
pliant local bigwig who lets Donald do the fuck what Donald wants
to do.
And
so on and so forth…
Wendy
Alexander was primed this week to rail against property developers
based outside UK tax jurisdiction influencing Scottish politicians
but then she remembered who'd given her that £950 and shut
the fuck up instead.
Donald,
some bloke in a blue shirt and Alex
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