Scots on the box: "Empty". BBC 2, Thursdays, 100pm. Waiting for The Punch line

Someone once said, actually I think it might have been me come to think of it, that Gregor "Rab C Nesbitt" Fisher was born to play two roles. Either of the two leads in Waiting For Godot (not fussed which) and the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz. Well, I think "Empty" ticks the Beckett box…

"Empty", stars Fisher and Billy "has taken growth hormone after the Ring thing" Boyd as two workmen charged with clearing out empties, council properties in Glasgow left vacant on the death or otherwise of the last tenant.

Now, as luck would have it, I knew a guy who did this very job in the Dear Green Place and as sits go the job doesn't immediately present itself as a likely conduit for much in the way of coms. This guy once had to skip a carpet that had provided the last resting place for some pair auld guy who'd keeled over deid and lain on said carpet for several months. I don't think any amount of steam cleaning would've got those stains out, but anyway…

"Empty" at one level does exactly what it says on the skip, providing a void theatrical space for the actors to engage in some very Beckettian (is that even a word?) riffing on life and everything that goes with it . The Fisher character is intelligent, self-educated and resigned to his lot. Boyd's character is about as bright as a blackout and negotiates life's mysteries by drawing on misremembered scenes from the movies as a sort of existential filter or something. And? Well that's it really, there isn't much that "goes on" and there's a Beckettian conceit if there every was.

In the first episode real life intruded with the eventual punchline of sorts that the late auld guy who'd occupied the flat had made a living as a drug dealer and stashed his stuff in the holds of some very beautifully made model ships. Metaphor? The traditional skills of a vanished hard-working class re-cast and put to service in the new narco-economy of post-industrial Glasgow? Possibly, I've really no idea.

As sitcom, "Empty" doesn't really work. There are no real gags for one thing. The writing is too mannered, theatrical and feels stagey. But, and it's a big but with smaller buts hanging off it, the production works. I'm not sure what the fuck it is, but there's something about the very theatrical nature of the writing and the performances that delivers.

Maybe we need a new category to describe something like "Empty" 'cause a sitcom it isnae. It's not at all bad, it's just not a sitcom..

Which reminds me for some reason of that old Alexei Sayle gag where, for reasons that need not detain us here, a trio of Godots arrive together at the scorched tree leading "Vladimir" to remark :"Bloody typical! You wait all day for a Godot and then three turn up all at once."

Gregor and Billy: Growth hormone and Godot not pictured

March 2008

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