| Joy at Celtic’s UEFA final
slot was tempered with dismay this week as the travelling support discovered the awful
truth about the major airline likely to provide transport to sun-kissed Seville. Easyjet
aircraft, owned by Stelios Fat Greek Bloke, are famously decked out in orange livery. A
colour choice not traditionally in favour with followers of the Hoops.
Already, the conspiracy theory mill is grinding into operation in Baird’s
Bar, with drinkers convinced that the Easyjet aircraft, which everyone knows are |
flown by masons, will not decant
fans in Seville but instead will fly them somewhere else much less agreeable - Larkhall
perhaps. Concerned fans are already checking out other carrier options
although it's unlikely that Iberian Airlines will be in the frame. As one Baird’s Bar
regular told The JT: "Iberia? That’s nae yis tae me pal, ah want tae go tae
Spain."
Elsewhere on planet fitba, David Beckham is likely to follow Glaikit
Spice’s urgings and sign for Real in the close season, on the express understanding
that she never, ever, makes another album. |
