| The Daily Telegraph has claimed
that George Galloway has been in the pay of Saddam Hussein since Muhammad left Mecca. In
a completely surprising development, the arch Tory rag is looking to smear a troublesome
leftie.
Professor Breaker of Glasgow’s Department of No Shit Sherlock Studies told
The JT: "A newspaper that hates any sentence with "left wing" in it,
seeking to discredit a left-wing MP. Who would have thought it?"
Labour Party managers, pursuing their own agenda in pursuit of
"Gorgeous" George described the allegations as "serious", saying: |
"Normally, we don’t pay a
blind bit of notice what the Telegraph says, but in this instance we’ll take the
allegations at face value since it's about Galloway." It is
understood that the Daily Telegraph hacks uncovered not only evidence that George has been
trousering in excess of £300K a year from the demented despot, they also found further
damaging material - including 20 years of Xmas cards sent to Saddam from George, holiday
snapshots of the two in Ibiza on a 18-65 break and a copy of George’s bar bill when
he and Saddam went on the tear in Byres Road.
However this story pans out, one thing’s for sure: George never made as
much money out of Saddam as certain serving members of Bush’s cabinet. |
