| A subsidy to encourage
the kids of poorer families to stay on at school has been exposed as an exercise in
profligacy, senior Tory boffins have found. In the three pilot areas used to test the
idea, there has been widespread buying of clothes by the devil spawn of feckless poor
people according to the Tory brain boxes.
A spokesgenius for the Tories told the JT: "It's quite clear that the money, paid
direct to the children has been squandered on fripperies like clothing."
While less sophisticated analysts of the behaviour of the lumpen underclass might |
suggest that buying
protection against the elements might be construed as possibly a quite good use of the
money, our Tory source is having none of it. "It's crucial for the purposes of social control that the poor are easily
identifiable so respectable members of society can cross the road when they see them
coming."
As a concession to trifling humanitarian concerns
like basic social justice, the Tories are willing to allow some clothing to be provided
for Children Of The Scruff: over shirts made of coarse flax clearly emblazoned with a
yellow star. |
