For some unaccountable reason, the World Cup seems to be going ahead this year
without the presence of Scotland. Again.
In an occasional series, The JT looks at what
fellow inmates of the land we are proud to call Scot will be doing to fill in the time
before England gets knocked out and we can all relax...
Tartan Army stalwart Shug, has been going to every Scotland game since Christ
left Dumbarton as his Mum now explains: "He gets decked out in full Highland regalia
topped with a CU Jimmy wig and tailed with a pair of DM boots. Although he looks very
colourful he does get stared at on the bus going into work."
Shug, 42, has lived with his Mum all her life, apart from a brief interlude when he
went off to university, as his Mum recalls : "University was a great disappointment
to Shug. Hed totally misread the letter he got from them. He thought it was offering
him a chance to study at university, what it actually said was that scientists wanted to
study him at University. He was always an unusual child."
Thankfully, a lack of higher education has not stood in Shugs way. He holds down
a demanding job at his local council office, mainly involving holding down the lid of the
office photocopier because its a bit temperamental.
Eileen, the office manager, says that Shugs well-liked in the office but a bit
obsessive: "Hes either talking about some obscure and pointless friendly that
Scotland have just played or hes talking about planning for the trip with his mates
to the next game. I met his mates in a pub once. Theyre all exactly like Shug. Noisy
in a group, but a bit quiet and sad when you talk to them on their own." Theres
little romance in Shugs life, altho Eileen recalls, he nearly had a girlfriend
once.
"There was this one girl in the office, a few years back, temping I think, and
Shug really fancied her, and I think she quite liked him. They got quite friendly I think,
because he invited her for a weekend in Vienna. I think she was a bit disappointed when
she turned up at the airport and there was Shug and 20 mates looking forward to the game
against Austria. I dont think the trip went that well and she moved on anyway soon
after. About a year later, Shug spotted her photo in the paper, it looked like a nice
wedding. He was very quiet for the rest of the day. I think her name was Fiona."
And how will Shug while away the hours in late June until it's safe to turn the TV on
again? Hell be putting together an album of photographs recording the trips
hes made as part of the TA. "Itll be a good wee souvenir thing to keep in
the pub " he told The JT while leafing through innumerable snapshots of precious
memories that he keeps in a shoebox under the bed.
"It was time to get it organised. I havent decided yet whether to arrange
the photos by date or alphabetically by country played." He pauses over one photo and
smiles sadly, "Oh theres us all in Vienna. A 3-2 that one I think. Theres
Pat, Robert and Alan. And just to the left of the group there, looking a wee bit grumpy,
thats Fiona. I dont think she had that great a time to be honest. Nice lassie
tho, got married you know. Moved away to London. I send her a Xmas card ever year
letting her know what Im up to. It's just a wee note." Shug pauses and sighs,
"She never replies, but I imagine shes gey busy what with her husband and
that. Probably got kids too I would think. Aye, thats what it is, shell be too
busy." |