| This week, a lorry
containing 1000s of cans of lager jack-knifed to avoid a deer and shed its load on the A77
near Ballantrae, leading to an unsolvable riddle. Police called to scene were soon left
scratching their heads as they discovered that much of the lager load had mysteriously
vanished. A bemused spokesplod told The JT: "Thousands of cans of bevvy are scattered
all over a road in Ayrshire and they just vanish - it’s a complete mystery."
Experts from the Home Office are not ruling out the possibility of alien intervention
following a report given by a local to bemused bobbies: "He said that just as the
lorry ditched its load, a 200 metre flying saucer |
materialised above the
stricken vehicle and, using a tractor beam, simply funnelled the lager hoard into its
loading bay before making off at sub-light speed." The local appeared to be in
shock, swaying from side to side and experiencing difficulty in speaking. But as the
perplexed polisman concluded: "Bizarre at it seems, UFO activity is the only rational
explanation for the disappearance of so much free drink on a road in Scotland."
Police forensic teams did discover a pantomime type deer outfit near the scene of the
crash but are ruling the find as a simple coincidence. |
