| A report out this week,
er, reports that Dundee is the cheapest place in Scotland to be a student. The report
fails to mention that the Planning Disaster By The Tay is a bargain, worth about 20p in
old money. Notwithstanding, students intending to study in Desolation Central should
note the following:
- A few pieces of coloured glass and cheap baubles should secure the affections of the
local dusky maidens.
- As will a vodka and Red Bull.
- Everything in Dundee costs 99p. The local Poundstretcher shunned for being too dear.
- Students are welcomed by residents of Dundee. They go very well with chips and brown
sauce.
- Extensive road connections radiate from Dundee. Also known as escape routes.
- Medical staff from the world’s trouble spots converge on Dundee to work in A and E
on a Friday night. Return to world’s trouble spots for a bit of peace and quiet.
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