It’s the movie everyone’s talking about!
Starring John Reid and Douglas Alexander!
Two men on a mission to combat terrorism!
Piloting a charter flight from Glasgow to The Costa Brava!
They think that the no liquids policy is working!
What they don’t know is that weegie holidaymakers never fly without copious,
clandestine supplies of alcohol!
At a pre-determined signal, a secreted box containing hunners of vodka, MD and Buckie springs open!

Yes it's,

SWALLIES OAN A PLANE!

(Copyright, JT No-Bandwagon-Left-Un-Jumped-On Productions.)

Douglas felt strangely liberated wearing female attire.