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US bombing "slightly off target" : Cal Mac to sue..
US defence staff conceded last week that high level bombing of Afghanistan did occasionally lead to ordinance going astray after admitting responsibility for hitting the Arran ferry.

The offending offensive weapon had been released over Kabul, as part of the US plans to bomb the city of rubble to smaller pieces of rubble. Instead, due to a glitch in the on-board avionics, the bomb, according to a Pentagon source, "went a tiny bit off course" gliding west for 3000 miles before dropping in on the Brodick-bound blue boat.

The ferry captain told the JT, "At just after 10am, we all heard an enormous explosion coming from the front of the ship, so we all rushed out of the bar to have a look."

And it was this far sighted policy that may have saved lives. In common with other island ferries, the Arran boat bar opens just after clearing Ardrossan and the entire complement of passengers and crew were safely ensconced in the bar at the rear of the ship when the off-course ordinance struck.

The cunning captain revealed that the ferry's steering is fully automatic using a complex system of a rope lashed to the wheel keeping the ferry roughly pointed towards Arran at all times and an alarm clock set to warn crew of the imminent threat of colliding with Brodick pier.

Ferry operator, Caledonian McBrayne are set to sue the US defense Department for damages, complaining that with all the excitement generated by the errant munitions, bar takings on the ferry are down.

Inside: US arms industry report agrees "Afghan war could take years…" and concludes "We are fuckin' minted…"
October 2001
Previously in The JT, Arran ferry plays subsidiary role in padding out disrespectful gags at expense of Dubya.
Dubya victory, world dives for cover   January 2001
Clydeside job crisis - Destroyers too difficult to destroy says MOD. August 2001

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