For your delectation and indeed delight, the webmistress has seen fit to place a search facility. I do hope readers use this new service if only because the webmistress spent many an hour searching for a suitable service that met our rigorous technical criterion i.e. that it was free.

I’ve tried it out and it seems to work OK, although readers are reminded that it only searches the pages of this august journal. Therefore if you type in the terms "Ann +Widdecombe" +"Naked+as +God +intended" you’re likely be disappointed but I suspect somewhat secretly relieved when the search results come up wanting.

If you have any technical issues regarding the search engine could you please address your enquiries to the webmistress, who will read the enquiry, shake her head, say "Tchh, moron" and immediately press the delete button.

There has been an uplift in readers over the last month and it’s a big JT welcome to our new subscribers and thanks to those nice people at the Herald Diary for giving us a plug. The hacks at The Herald will no doubt take great comfort from knowing that they will get their reward in Heaven.