Hey, let's face it, you're a busy professional with many demands on your time.  Let the people at The JT do the work; we'll tell you every time the site updates, so you don't have to be arsed actually checking. The rest of the JT readership with far too much time on your hands should register as well, that way you'll receive email messages just like important people...

Simply send an email with as much information about yourself as you are willing to reveal (although an email address is pretty essential), handy stuff like where the spare key to your house is kept, credit card details, any information suitable for blackmail purposes... just anything really, that gives us an edge.

...but at least

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