Initial sketches of the proposed design have already raised questions over the functionality of the French vision.

Professor Beaker of Glasgow’s School of Naval Architecture is worried that traditional Gallic values might undermine the effectiveness of the new aircraft carriers."Traditionally, aircraft carriers are designed around the operational requirements to deliver air power quickly and efficiently - I'm not really sure that the French designers have quite grasped this."

Early schematics submitted by the French designers do not allow for a conventional flight deck. Instead, a large attractive terraced restaurant features with seating for 200 diners.

Conventional weapon control requirements have been ditched, with the Fire Control Room receiving radical re-ordering. Out go radar and fire control systems, and in comes an exhibition space featuring minor figures in Late French impressionism.

Instead of a full complement of fighter jets, the carriers will instead host only one aircraft - an elegant seaplane constructed entirely of hand turned beech to allow the Captain to enjoy the delights of Cannes and the Cote D’Azure at short notice.

Mindful of French sensibilities, all on-board propulsion and guidance systems will close down between 12noon and 2pm so the ship’s company can enjoy a decent lunch.