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| "What
a way to spend Easter etc.": Christs passion movie presents Church with
thankfully resolvable dilemma. |
| It's not often that
Church leaders in Scotland are presented with a dilemma that comes with practical solution
attached but you know, what with Easter coming up
Step forward, "The Passion
of Christ", Über-Tim nut job Mel Gibsons take on the last few
painful hours of the Jewish prophet, Jesus.
According to Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities,
whos actually sat through the movie, the gibbering Gibsons gore-fest, whatever
the intent, has an implicit anti-Semitic sub-text.
While such an apparently pointless exercise in cinematic sadism might point up
potential problems for community relations elsewhere, Scotland looks set to escape the
problem, as a spokesarchdiocese now explains: |
"Theres a
long tradition of The Catholic Church in Scotland banning parishioners from seeing
particular movies, deemed controversial religiously, the Life of Brian springs to
mind. But since we never see the movies before banning them, it's handy to know that
our Jewish mate reckons the Gibson film is anti-Jewish, so naturally well be telling
our flock to give it the bums rush."
We are assured that The Church will not suddenly reject its previous pre-censorious
attitude for some reason and actually encourage fellow Tims to see this particular movie.
I mean, The Catholic Church, respecter of religious diversity, wouldnt want
people seeing a movie that revives a slander against Jews, that wouldnt make sense
would it? |
Inside: Aw
cmon, everyone knows this one:
Peter is playing three card brag at the foot of the cross with Roman Soldiers. And Jesus,
hanging around for Easter keeps calling down to him. Finally, terminally distracted from
his game, Peter look up at his saviour on the cross snapping "Christ, Jesus, whit is
it?" "Oh nothing really" Our Lord replies, I was just going to say
that I can see your hoose fae up here." |
February
2004
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