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"What a way to spend Easter etc.": Christ’s passion movie presents Church with thankfully resolvable dilemma.
It's not often that Church leaders in Scotland are presented with a dilemma that comes with practical solution attached but you know, what with Easter coming up…

Step forward, "The Passion of Christ", Über-Tim nut job Mel Gibson’s take on the last few painful hours of the Jewish prophet, Jesus.

According to Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, who’s actually sat through the movie, the gibbering Gibson’s gore-fest, whatever the intent, has an implicit anti-Semitic sub-text.

While such an apparently pointless exercise in cinematic sadism might point up potential problems for community relations elsewhere, Scotland looks set to escape the problem, as a spokesarchdiocese now explains:

"There’s a long tradition of The Catholic Church in Scotland banning parishioners from seeing particular movies, deemed  controversial religiously, the Life of Brian springs to mind.

But since we never see the movies before banning them, it's handy to know that our Jewish mate reckons the Gibson film is anti-Jewish, so naturally we’ll be telling our flock to give it the bum’s rush."

We are assured that The Church will not suddenly reject its previous pre-censorious attitude for some reason and actually encourage fellow Tims to see this particular movie.

I mean, The Catholic Church, respecter of religious diversity, wouldn’t want people seeing a movie that revives a slander against Jews, that wouldn’t make sense would it?

Inside: Aw c’mon, everyone knows this one:
Peter is playing three card brag at the foot of the cross with Roman Soldiers. And Jesus, hanging around for Easter keeps calling down to him. Finally, terminally distracted from his game, Peter look up at his saviour on the cross snapping "Christ, Jesus, whit is it?" "Oh nothing really" Our Lord replies,  I was just going to say that I can see your hoose fae up here."
February 2004

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