| With the petrol story dominating
the front pages last week, only The JT prints the stories you might have missed… Politics
- SQA crisis and Millenium Dome fiasco meet, plan to wed, mate
and produce Super Fuck Up. "World class, Britain at its best,etc" T.Blair
- Scottish Tories discover and applaud principle of direct
action - mass defections to the SWP expected any day now…
- Glasgow City Council employees caught working: shocked
councillors demand enquiry.
- SNP leadership battle heats up as Swinney caught reading a
book.
Media
- Tragically, fuel crisis fails to halt filming of "Monarch
of the Glen 2: The Lovely Niceness just gets worse."
- Andrew Neil in new claim : circulation of the Scotsman now
exceeds known world population.
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- Top journalistic talent continues to leave Scotsman Group, and
Alan Taylor fucks off as well
- SMG boost London production facility. STV to get Glasgow based
janitor, but only part-time
Education
- St. Andrews University makes academic Top Ten. Says report's
author: "really rather quite good for a Scottish university". Edinburgh edged
out, goes on the piss…
- US "Psychologist" Charles Murray to address
Edinburgh education conference, to put forward perfectly sane and rational view that poor
people are stupid and lazy and therefore deserve to be punished. Claims not to be racist -
hates all poor people equally without prejudice.
Couthy sign off
- Fuel crisis fails to affect rural Scotland. Still nothing
happening.
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