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Furry Boots Frolics!: Aberdeen goes quite literally mad in Hogmanay debauch.
At odds with the city's reputation for being careful, Aberdeen's locals got into the festive spirit on the streets of the city. As New Year's Eve dawned, Union Street thronged with, quite literally, dozens of festive shoppers swamping the shops looking for festive fripperies. One store manager told the JT: "They've been going mad in here, spending up to £1.50 on completely non-essential items like bread and jam."

Cafes in the city too reported a roaring trade with hell- raising hedonists rashly ordering up millionaires shortbread like there was no tomorrow. Pubs experienced massive increases in business as locals ordered up to one pint each before time was called at 6PM.

As night fell, excited locals cheered as the Lord Provost set off the city's firework display.

There was a moment's concern as the milk bottle holding the "StarBurst" rocket rocked uncertainly in the Arctic gales, but momentslater the firework arched majestically into the night sky providing a bumper three seconds of unrivalled pyrotechnic entertainment.

There was more unbridled madness to come when Aberdeen Football club toured the City in an open-topped bus celebrating the club's success in holding on grimly to the bottom of the Premier.

Grampian's Chief Constable had expressed some concern over clearing the streets of early evening revellers but in ordering the deployment of officers with charity collecting tins order was restored as locals vanished in micro-seconds. By 10pm, all was quiet, the darkened streets empty save for a lone tumbleweed borne along by a keening wind.

Inside: Hogmanay in Dundee cancelled as locals prefer to ponder the awful futility of existence instead. Residents of Edinburgh relieved to ascertain that international visitors have already had their tea.
January 2001
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