| Concern was being expressed
last night after Glasgow Labour MPs Mohammed Sarwar and David Marshall disappeared after
meeting with fellow MP George Galloway to discuss the planned loss of 3 city
constituencies. During an exclusive tour of Mr Galloway’s
underground HQ in Hillhead, the local MP told the JT that he was mystfied by the
disappearance of his fellow MPs. As the futuristic monorail system took us deep into the
cavernous citadel Mr Galloway said: "It’s a complete mystery to me where
they’ve got to. After discussing our collective future Mohammed and David left very
quickly. I just don’t know where they’ve got to."
As buxom, miniskirted assistants operated banks of brightly flashing
lights and dials, Mr Galloway led your editor into the main conference room equipped with
the latest satellite tracking technology and big flash chairs, set out around a conference
table, to swing around in. |
Mr Galloway’s own
chair benefited from a console with buttons marked "Shark pool", "Snake
Pit" and "Room with big jaggy sticks". "As you can see," Mr
Galloway purred silkily, "there’s nothing here that could possibly do anyone any
harm." In the near future, parliamentary boundary
commissioner Mr Bond is slated to meet Mr Galloway to discuss the cutback in seats, and Mr
Galloway is apparently expecting him.
As your editor made his excuses and left, Mr Galloway, amorously
referred to in the press as Gorgeous George, relaxed back in his chair contentedly
stroking a white (ahem) pussy.
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