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Dyke's dosh dole out will not deliver dross: BBC Scotland management promise
Following the news that the network will allocate £17m extra into BBC Scotland's programming over the next two years, management at the station promised that the money will be spent wisely.

"In the past," a senior executive conceded "any extra money sent from London has, to use the technical term, been pissed against the wall on departmental vanity projects. 'The Creatives' to take just one example, how shite was that?"

Management now concede that part of the problem has lain in the station's over reliance on a relatively small pool of creative talent mainly drawn from the metropolitan middle-classes of Glasgow and Edinburgh. This, however, is set to change echoing the Scottish Executive's drive towards social inclusion, with BBC Scotland intending to invite creative pitches from a wider social mix.

In a planned roll out, Glasgow will benefit first from the new pitching policy. "Apart from the usual west-end areas, we'll now look at pitches coming in from those resident further towards Partick, but not Partickhill obviously, we have to maintain some standards."

In the Capital, production pitches from New Town addresses will, quite properly, continue to receive the most serious attention, but the BBC promise to look at ideas coming from the better parts of Stockbridge.

Leith, sadly, is still out of the frame due to the continuing residence in the area of scary looking working class types  complete with tattooed dogs, probably

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