| There were calls today for the
Scottish Parliament to tighten up controls on political activity when a mob of bogus vote
seekers brought chaos to the streets of Edinburgh. The
gang of aggressive beggars, led by shaven headed numptie, William Hague, caused severe
disruption in Princes Street as shoppers scattered in all directions to avoid any
conceivable contact with the desperate politicos.
All along the shopping thoroughfare, terrified locals
sheltered in shop doorways or pretended to be dead, anything to avoid eye contact, until
Hague's entourage had gone by. |
Later, Hague was spotted at the
vast internment camp area of Morningside where he and resident "Tories" indulged
in bizarre rituals centred on the Keep the Pound Cult, an obscure mantra that no one else
gives a toss about. There was a light hearted coda to
the day's upsetting events when the bus driver detailed to return Mr Hague's party to the
airport for the trip back to civilisation, dropped them off in Pilton instead, "for a
laugh."
Lothian and Borders police promised to mount a rescue
mission to evacuate what was left of Hague's group right away, definitely tomorrow,
Thursday next at the latest. |
