| In a brave policy initiative
totally unconnected with his need to court the English nationalist right, William Hague
this week speculated on whether the Scots should be allowed in England at all. Following
on from his earlier comments that Scots MPs at Westminster should be excluded from voting
on purely English legislation, Mr Hague developed his well thought out ideas further. "I
mean this in a completely non-racist way obviously, but think about it, the Jocks eh? What
a bunch of bastards."
Mr Hague went on to say that he was simply voicing the tolerant, middle of the
road, sensible opinions of the ordinary people of this country when he described people
residing north of the border as "drunken, hairy-arsed psychopaths who'd stab you soon
as not. And as for the men…" |
What Mr Hague elegantly coined
"TheBloodyJocksComingDownHereAndRunningEverything Question" deserved an answer,
the shiny-pated Tory leader droned on. Mr Hague flatly rejected the idea that England
should have its own national assembly in the manner of Scotland and Wales. "We've looked seriously at that option but it’s a
non-starter to be honest since we can't guarantee Tory hegemony for ever and ever in that
set up." Better instead, Mr Hague went on, that Scotland should just piss off
out of it, leaving the English Tory Party to get on with the business of torturing the
poor. "Which is what we do best "Mr Hague concluded proudly. |
