| In an exclusive interview with the
JT, First Minister Henry McLeish and Minister for Miracles, Wendy Alexander, spoke of
their deeply held dislike for each other and their plans to wed. Speaking
from the lovely lounge of their lovely hideaway love nest which is lovely, the couple
spoke candidly from opposite ends of the room without making eye-contact.
They told the JT: "There's been a lot of ill-informed talk in the media
about how we hate each other's guts, but by dumping our respective partners and marrying
we hope to prove the critics wrong."
Wendy spoke movingly of her feelings for Henry," Everytime I look at Henry
I want to kick fuck out of him, but I'm sure over time my feelings will change and I will
grow to merely loathe him deeply." |
The First Minister concurred whilst
staring fixedly at the floor, "Let's face it, Wendy's got a face you'd never get
tired of punching but I'm sure after we're married all that will change." Romantic
matchmaker, Scottish Secretary Helen Liddell told the JT that she was delighted that the
warring couple are to wed.
"When I offered them the choice between marriage
or a show trial followed by death by firing squad they immediately jumped at the former
option. I'm just glad to have played a small role in bringing these young people
together" she concluded, gushing winningly. |
