I dont really know
why this show caught my eye when it was trailed on Beeb Scotland last week. Perhaps it
was because that in my younger days, Pastor Jack Glass never seemed to be off the telly,
protesting about something or other. For younger readers, all you really need to know is
that Jack did, and still believes, that The Pope is the antichrist incarnate and Dr Ian
Paisley considers Jack an extremist.
Produced under the Beebs art banner "Exs", Tuesday nights show
purported to track Jacks battle with lung cancer, a disease Jack told us was
evidence of the Devils work - an attempt by Satan to take one of Gods most
effective middle-managers out of the game.
Not being blessed with religious belief myself, I still find myself interested in the
lives of our fellow Scots who actively and noisily do Gods work. Thus, the show
highlighted Jacks flock preparing to protest at a gig performed by
"Charles" (sic) Manson at the SECC. According to Jack, Gothy Marilyn was about
the Devils work. Cue the loving preparation of admonitory banners and cue a shouty
confrontation with loads of kids dressed up to the nines in black skirts, faces full of
metal and loads of black eye-liner - and that was just the boys
Jack took the cameras into a city centre church to re-enact an exorcism from earlier in
his career, which seemed to suggest that the Devil had good reason to target Jack - I mean
were talking here about Jack exorcising an entire building owned and operated by The
Deity. Heavy ordinance.
The show also tracked Jacks wandering around a cemetery musing over the loss of
Glasgows religious spirit. He recalled Saturday night meetings 30 years ago, when
2000 people would turn up to pray. We then saw Jack undergoing treatment for his illness
and then receiving the all-clear.
And then, and then, you know what? I started to really have doubts about the verite of
what I was seeing. The voice-over claimed that the programme followed Jack over a year
from diagnosis, through treatment to the happy denouement. Now, Ive no doubt that
the production had tracked Jack over this difficult year, but I have real concerns that
what we were seeing was a series of set-ups filmed after the fact, if you see what
I mean. It was just a wee bit too pat, too neat and tidy. I might be wrong about this, but
consider the evidence: the show was produced by the arts team, not current affairs or
documentaries. Was the whole thing a confected cultural parable and not straight
reportage?
Whatever. Jack had his extra 30 minutes of fame, the Devil had been exorcised from his
internal organs and Jacks particular and peculiar world view received vindication
anew. That Jack didnt seem in any particular hurry to meet his maker was comforting
in a way. Beneath all that certitude and post facto explanation("it was Gods
will"etc.), Jack was clearly just happy to be alive. Just like the rest of us really.
PS: Rikki Fulton passed away on Tuesday night. I suspect that Rikkis torn faced
cleric creation "IM Jolly" will feature strongly in Heaven from now on whenever
God needs a good laugh.