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Bish identifies totally unexpected new weapon.
The Bishop of Motherwell (there is one apparently) this week called on The Church in Scotland to "stop cowering before the government".

In a wide-ranging speech that ranged widely over the rational-argument-free terrain that is Catholic logic, the Bish, Joe Devine, attacked "creeping political correctness" exemplified by "worrying examples of the law being used to intimidate and silence the expression of Christian views."

Talking exclusively to The JT the concerned cleric said :"With political correctness seeking to quash free speech, one has to delve deeply into the historical record to find an analogy for the current tyranny.

Not since the Inquisition, when an overweening power sought to impose its world view on dissenting voices ...er, hang on, I’ve just thought that one through, forget I said anything..."

Indeed.

But in its time of need The JT will not be found wanting in handing out unasked-for advice to the Mother Church - much like the said church is prone to do from time to time. Consider, brethren, the entirely laudable Christian concept of humility, encompassing as it does the related concept of quiet reflection.

To illustrate, let’s imagine there was a religious organisation that had turned a blind eye to the systemic abuse of children over a long period, only to have this abuse exposed due to a growing climate of political correctness - one where past victims felt their voices could and should be now heard.

Now, you’d think, wouldn’t you, that such exposure might prompt the said organisation to show a little humility and embark on a period of quiet reflection? Well, you might think that, but obviously you’d be wrong.

So, by way of a late coda to the other weapons The Church used during the Pythonesque Inquisition we can now add another: Attack is the best form of Defence.

Inside: Brian: "Think for yourself, you’re all individuals!"
Annoying Multitude: "Yes, that’s right, we’re all individuals!"
Single dissenting voice: "I’m not."
January 2006

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