| The cream of the nation’s
political talent were bambed and indeed boozled this week following the launch of the
Scottish Executive’s new virtual newsreader, cyber-strumpet Seonaid. The
new service, streaming from the SE website, will feature the electronic animatronic
reporting news from the Scottish Parliament and conducting interviews with government
ministers.
But already the innovation is causing consternation among our political leaders.
A sposessql for the software developers told the JT: "The average MSP makes a cheese
plant look intelligent. Let’s face it, electric light is a mystery beyond knowing for
most of them. You can just imagine what they make of cutting edge technology."
Already, male MSPs have been hunting the corridors of
power, looking for the TV studio |
featured on the website, and at the
official launch of the service, several attending MSPs made tits of themselves by running
to the back of the presentation plasma screen and shouting "Ah Ha! Got Ye!"
before falling back, disappointment etched deep in their faces and their visibly aroused
trousers the subject of cruel jibes. First Minister Jack McConnell
expressed chagrin at the line taken by the JT in search of a cheap gag.
"To suggest that the nation’s decision makers are not au fait with the
latest digital developments is patently untrue." he said before settling down in
front of his PC, with a bottle of champagne and two glasses.
"She’ll have to come out sometime" he insisted lasciviously. |
