It's getting to that
time of year again isn’t it? When school kids across the country await their exam
results with a view to spending some quality drinking time at the university of their
choice. But hey kids, why bother wading through those glossy brochures when The JT Yooni
offers a wide-range of courses, all led by the ubiquitous polymath Professor Beaker?
Yes indeedy, we’ve managed to poach the Prof from his tenure at other Scottish
yoonis to lead us into the 21st century.
As the Editor of The JT told himself : "This might seem like a shameless attempt
to recycle ancient gags in a slow news week, but nothing could be further from the
truth," he said, lying.
The Arts.
Proessor Beaker has long enjoyed a strong reputation in the field of taking cheap shots
at truly creative people:
