| Government ministers
today prepared fulsome tributes in memory of Robin Cook MP who will tragically die in a
friendly fire incident later this week. It
is expected that a complete accident, expected to occur sometime in the next 7 days will
cruelly rob Labour opponents of the Iraq war of a credible figurehead.
A government spokesminister told the JT: "The
completely accidental "blue on ginge" will cut short Mr Cook’s new career
as leader of the anti-Blair faction.
Who knows what Robin would’ve gone on to |
achieve had a B52
launched cruise missile not veered off course from its planned target at the heart of
Baghdad and instead twatted Robin as he prepared yet another critical speech? We pledge that the government will play its full part as US
companies help rebuild most of Livingston Town Centre. I’m sure that’s what
Robin would’ve wanted - when he’s dead, later this week I mean".
It is understood that Mr Cook has taken to hiding
among the garden gnome collection at his local Klondyke but it is expected that the cruise
missile will hunt him out with pinpoint accuracy - just for a change. |
