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"The achievements of Scotland's answer to the Wright brothers have been marked in their home city.

Harold and Frank Barnwell, from Stirling, made Scotland's first powered flight almost a century ago.

The brothers reached an altitude of 13ft when they travelled 80m over a field in the shadow of the Wallace Monument in 1909." BBC NEWS OL, 27th April 2004.

Indeed, but who now remembers the brothers’ other aviation achievements?

  • The world’s first Airbus. A 1912 Leyland "Imperial" Motor Coach, with wings attached.
  • The Tigermoth. An ingenious splicing of the DNA of a Bengal Tiger and the common moth. Resulted in a 250llb flying carnivore with unfortunate propensity to bash its head against street lamps.
  • The Stirling Bomber. Made of cast–iron, this fearsome weapon of mass destruction didn’t actually fly: you just rolled it over your enemies.
  • The Jumbo Jet. Capable of transporting 400 pachyderms in Liner style comfort. Failed commercially when it was discovered that elephants aren’t really that interested in flying anywhere.
  • The world’s first budget airline - powered by budgies.
Inside: This is true. Such is the patchy safety record of Sudan Air that muslims forced into using its services have dubbed it "Inshallah Airlines."
May 2005

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