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Escape route from Dundee will remain open : panic avoided.
Planned work on the Tay Road Bridge over the next two years will not result in the bridge being closed - much to the relief of motorists.

Engineers for the project on the bridge, opened in 1966, were quick to reassure anxious travellers that the Fife-bound escape route from The City Of Despondency will still be available.

As a spokeshardhat told a frankly relieved JT: "On announcing the programme of works we were inundated with calls from people worried that if they found themselves in Dundee by mistake there would be no quick way to effect an escape. It's OK, you can still get out quick."

Closure of the bridge would’ve left motorists with only limited options in escaping the city before it got dark: either executing a 180-degree turn at that mini-roundabout just beside Tescos or jumping aboard a flight from Dundee (ahem) "Airport" while ground staff were still winding up the rubber bands on the aircraft.

While the bridge remaining open does give motorists the chance to leg it, unfortunately this does mean they end up in Fife - God help them.

Inside: Guaranteed to make A Dundonian smile - any headline with "Aberdeen FC - 0" in it.
May 2005

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