| Strangely sexy
uber-tubster, Lord Fraser, chairing the enquiry into the stratospheric costs of the
Holyrood building, dropped a bombshell this week when he told the BBC: "I have made
no conclusions, we are on a lengthy search to find out exactly what went on. Only after
evidence has been heard will I and my team make a conclusion. I have made no conclusions
and it would be quite improper for me to do so." Not content with insisting that he
would not reach a conclusion until the conclusion of the enquiry sometime after Easter,
Lord Fraser returned again in the interview to the subject of conclusions, saying ;
"I do strongly emphasise that at this stage I have reached no conclusions and it
would be quite improper for me to have done so." he concluded. |
The news that the chair
of the enquiry hasn’t made up his mind up yet is likely to send shock-like shock
waves right through the Holyrood community, as an Executive spokeshack told The JT:
"This is a quite astonishing statement for the lardy lord to make given that there is
already clear evidence that the cost overruns were due entirely to Donald Dewar, that
Spanish architect bloke and anyone else conveniently brown breed." Whatever the
formal outcome of the enquiry, one thing’s for certain, Lord Fraser will conclude his
remarks by saying : "Waffle waffle, unfortunate set of circumstances, blah blah, no
blame can be attached, rhubarb rhubarb, lessons must be learned, yadda yadda, can I have
my enormous cheque now please?" |
