| The JT’s favourite German was at it again this week, as Prince
Charles gave us not one, but two reasons to thank the Lord anew for the many beneficences
accorded to us by royal rule. First up, and prior to his visit to the USA , his Royal
Earness recorded an interview for ABC news.
So those JT readers stranded in that part of Foreign will next week hear Charles say
that one day, perhaps when he’s dead, people will reflect on all the good work he did
for charity. So obviously that thing about virtue being its own reward went whoosh over
his royal head then…
And then secondly, and this is where it was weird, because it all sounded so strangely
familiar, he started going on about global warming and how we need to conserve energy. |
Chuck certainly knows how to conserve energy - he employs someone to
squeeze his toothpaste for him, but no matter, just where had I heard him express similar
sentiments before? And then it came to me as I ransacked through the fusty and indeed
dusty JT archives… As the extract from August 2000 proves, The JT was in the
forefront in diagnosing what’s wrong with Prince Charles.
In addition, that is, to all the other things that are wrong with him ...
"scientists, with nothing better to do with their time, identified Charles as
exhibiting the symptoms of 'suffering' from a common disorder amongst titled bigwigs:
piety by proxy – PBP. |
Professor Beaker explains:
"PBP manifests itself in long, tedious public pronouncements on nature, spirituality
and the need to live simply by traditional norms and values. With the wittering inanities
safely made, the 'sufferer' can then happily return to a life of ostentatious indolence,
blasting around the planet in carbon-fuel-guzzling transport, being unspeakably cruel to
God's creatures and shagging for England." No change there then…
HRH replenishing stock of bollocks prior to making
another bloody speech
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