| The gone but not forgotten shade
of Kenneth Williams arose unbidden this week, when ex-SSP leader, Tommy Sheridan told a
stunned-mullet group of Solidarity activists in Dundee that the latest revelations about
his private life was all part of a plot. Apparently,
the News of The Screws story, allegedly linking the tawny one with a tape confessing to
serial shagging, is all part of a conspiracy to discredit socialism organised by the
security services.
As Solidarity Party activists stared at the floor and
looked out the window while trying to think about something less embarrassing, Tommy told
the meeting that forces of international capitalism were ganging up on him as an
individual because he was a threat to the existing world order or something. |
Film buff, Herbert
Hair-in-the-Gate told The JT: "One is irresistibly drawn to the image of Kenneth
Williams in Carry On Cleo, bewailing his fate as Brutus and his co-conspirators do him in,
except Tommy’s performance was a lot funnier."
Doesn’t
really need a caption does it?
With Tommy unable to raise money to sue the
(ahem) "newspaper", videotape evidence of Tommy’s alleged confession of
in-and-outery-related shenanigans is likely to find its way into the hands of The Crown
Office, |
considering bringing perjury
charges arising from the libel trial just ended.
And neither does this
And if that little lot goes to court, at least 50%
of the witnesses in the last trial are looking at jail-time, a scenario that has quite
clearly been engineered by the forces of reaction seeking to crush the bearers of
international socialism as they sweep aside the running dog lackeys of capitalism
etc.(Cont'd p74, forever) |
