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Strange
old man wants to dance with you
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Motherwell
man no idea how mountain of coke got there
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Dounreay
spokesman insists safety fears are ill-founded
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Fife
police concede, still problems with traffic management in Dunfermline
town centre

Thanks
to acid flashbacks, every night is fireworks night for Pilton man
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Scientifically
curious cat owner in Falkirk is really tempted
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Airdrie
man, freaked out after walk in country, resolves to cut back on
the home-grown
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Mike
Myers reprises
spookily good vaguely Eastern European accent

Wendy
Alexander fully booked for upcoming
panto
season
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Archbishop
tries for less formal, "dress down Sunday" look
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