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Scottish Opera: "magnificent performance" as squawking sopranos trouser £1m of other people's money.
Teary-eyed opera critics throughout Scotland were united this week in applauding Scottish Opera's bravura performance in managing to persuade the Arts Minister to hand over an extra £1m to meet (ahem) "running costs."

"A production full of emotion, tragic posturing and the throwing of toddler-style tantrums," gushed The Scotsman. The Herald described the closing aria, "Give me the money or I'll scream until I'm sick", as "a masterpiece in special pleading."

Senior staff at the company, which produces opportunities for showoffs to stamp about singing in Foreign, have been criticised in the past for being out of touch, out of money and out of Scotland at the first opportunity to visit the family back in Surrey.

Reacting to critical comment, the company has promised to deepen its commitment to broaden the art's appeal to the great unwashed. An outreach programme, "Opera for Oiks" is in the pipeline.

We did contact a senior company source for comment but, sadly, the operation to remove the bools from his mouth was unsuccessful.

Elsewhere, funding body, The Scottish Arts Council reiterated its comittment to local musical culture by funding 50% of the purchase of a penny whistle for the Burntisland FootTappers Ceildh Band subject to submission of a 30-page application form.

Inside:Scottish Arts Council, admin budget £4.5m, we ask-what the fuck do they spend it on?
February 2001
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