| Aberdeen cab-firm owner, Derek Smith, returned over 40K of
your earth pounds over-paid to him by The Royal Bank this week only to find that the
esteemed institution had already written the money off. The
bank, one of the richest institutions in the galaxy, at first offered to reward Mr Smith
for his honesty by buying him a pub meal. |
At the time of writing, your editor has yet to locate a Furry Boots
City howff that charges £40k for neeps and tatties followed by a sweet, but we’re
still looking. It is thought that Mr Smith, now
somewhat cruelly bereft of scads of free dosh will spend the coming weekend kicking
himself up the arse until a dislocated hip and severe contusions to the |
arse area necessitates a trip to
A&E.The bank, now rather late in the day
aware that the incident is mushrooming into a PR disaster has offered to make a donation
to a charity chosen by Mr Smith.
If he’s got any sense he’ll nominate "The Derek Smith
Home for the Terminally Stupid." |
