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Glasgow in running to host major exercise in redistribution of income.
Place your bets mesdames et m’sieurs as Glasgow heads into the playoff in the bid to host the UK’s mooted "super casino". Glasgow Council are dead keen on the idea, officially because it will create 4000 jobs, unofficially because the casino promoters are promising that the venture will lead to a major redistribution of income in the city.

Spokesvingtetun, Vinnie D’Castlemilko told The JT: "Experience elsewhere shows that casinos perform a useful social function in taking money from stupid, poor people who think they can beat the house and storing the money safely in the bank accounts of casino owners."

Although a report was published this week questioning the job creation figure, Glasgow Council officials admit not to having read the critical document - mainly because of the report’s distressing use of hard sums, complex arguments and big words.

Rather inevitably, this whole get-poor-quick scheme is being promoted, UK-wide, by Mr Tony in yet another brave initiative to support "Hard-working Families" (copyright every bloody domestic policy pronouncement every made by New Labour).

The logic here presumably is that hard-working families can take their hard-worked-for wages and blow them on puggies, thus requiring said families to work even harder to buy luxuries like food leading to increased macro-economic productivity.

It’s all thought out you know.

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Gaming sub-committee of Glasgow Council meet to discuss casino bid.

Inside: The Editor would like to apologise for the unwarranted inference contained in the above feature implying that Italian people are all in the Mafia. This completely unfounded allegation derives from The Editor watching films like "GoodFellas", "Casino" and TV shows like "The Sopranos." I would like to make it clear that I’m really sorry and would respectfully request that I not be whacked.
September 2006

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