| Media (ahem)
"personality" Dominick Diamond revealed this week how a crisis of faith had led
to spiritual and financial reward. Professional tim, Dominick had planned to be
crucified in The Philippines (the country, not an area of the body) but crapped it at the
last minute, much to the amusement and derision of locals.
While most of us would pay good money to see speccy ex-head boy Dom have nails banged
into him, (with or without cross, we’re not fussy) Dominick now claims that God told
him not to be crucified. |
Dom says that he has been
spiritually born again and, (I’m not making this up), while awaiting crucifixion, the
voice of God told him to leg it instead. Professor
Beaker of Aye Right Studies at Paisley University insists that Dom’s experience is
more common than we think :
"Many people eschew dangerous or painful behaviours
because a little voice inside says something like ‘if you stick your nadgers in a
mangle it will hurt like fuck,’ thus dissuading us from said, silly and dangerous
act. |
Instead of just ‘fessing up
that he bottled it, the context demands of Dom that he comes up with an implausible and
unverifiable reason for not going through with the crucifixion - that is because God told
him not to. Jesus." While The Bible tells us that virtue should be its own reward,
no one’s told Dominick that, with a dvd out and a sequel planned, Dominick’s set
to make scads of cash out of this deeply spiritual and personal experience which can be
deeply and personally shared by forking over 2 quid for the dvd. |
