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Sighthill Special: resident asks: "Whit's foreign for get me the fuck out of here?"
There were emotional scenes this week as council officials began relocating asylum seekers from Sighthill to other areas. Police were called when the driver of one bus discovered a group of Sighthill residents clinging to the vehicle's transmission tunnel. The shaken driver told the JT: "It was terrible, shocking really. They begged to go with the refugees rather than continue living in Sighthill."

Glasgow council officials admitted last night that the whole refugee affair could have been better handled. "We're sorry that the outbreaks of racist violence have brought Sighthill into the public eye. Hopefully after we get the refugees out the situation will calm down and we can get back to normal - pretending that places like Sighthill don't exist."

Sighthill had been built as part of the great postwar housing boom, as Architectural Historian Professor Simon Schematics told the JT, "These estates were designed as filing cabinets with windows - somewhere to hold the workless. Unfortunately there was a design flaw in the structures - doors. Which meant that the residents could get out and give the rest of us a red neck by reminding the world that there's nothing nice about poverty .The next generation of long term residential transit camps will be consequently built in even more peripheral areas. There are a few brown field sites on Saturn that look promising."

The Daily Record came in for criticism after implying that the Kurdish refugee murdered in the city might have been an economic migrant rather than an asylum seeker.

The paper's editor told the JT: "Here's a man who possibly came here to start a business, look after himself and send money back to his family. Is that the kind of example we want to set for our local youth?"

The paper's editor would have had more to say on the subject but he had to take a call from his son, "out in Australia, doing very well for himself."

Elsewhere, the "it was better in the old days" sepia-tinged nostalgia industry contrasted today's violent neds with yesteryore's loveable street urchins. Eighty-something Hughie from the Gorbals remembers the old days in the 1930s slum streets of Glasgow: "Aye we were poor, but there was a sense of community then. If anybody needed a lend of a razor to open up a polisman you only had to ask…"

Despite the area's reputation, it was clear this week that some professionals were not giving up on Sighthill. Glasgow Council's head of community development, speaking from the estate's there-used-to-be-shops-here-centre told the JT: "We're committed to dealing positively with the image problems the area has and to that end we've spent £100K on a new marketing slogan for the area." The council head showed the JT the new slogan "Sighthill's Smashing" emblazoned on the back of his nice new Volvo.

"I'd love to chat longer" he told the JT,"But I want to get out of here and back home to Knightswood before it gets dark."

Inside: Government to review policy of making refugees wear a sign saying "I'm totally bogus" - might be sending out wrong message, ministers concede.
August 2001
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