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BBC Scotland: New series promises innovative use of swearing and shagging
In a move designed to deflect criticism of the station's dramatic output, senior management at BBC Scotland promised that the new series "Tinsel Town" would be only the start in re-invigorating output.

The bastard cloning of elements of This Life, Trainspotting and any number of derivative undergraduate wank fantasies, "Tinsel Town" features a group of Glaswegian twentysomethings who spend all their time shagging, clubbing, doing drugs and then shagging some more, while swearing.

Management at the station's drama department (average age:105) insisted that the series proved that BBC Scotland was not boring but was in fact, bitchin', happening, in yer face and down with the kids, or something.

"This is raw drama, coming up from the mean disaffected streets of Glasgow's alienated youth" claimed the fortysomething, university-educated, middle-class head of Drama.

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September 2000
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