thistleJaggy Thistle

 






 

 

Fag ban on Virgin trains:   nicotine addicts face agonising withdrawal on "express" services.
Intercity West Coast choo-choo provider Virgin Trains slapped a no-smoking ban throughout their fleet this week. From now on, partakers of the weed will need to brace themselves for long periods fagless as high speed expresses trundle past Beattock at speeds in excess of 20mph.

The news came in the week that Virgin boss Richard Branson unveiled the latest Italian tilting train IL Pendolino to replace the current model IL. Stationari on the beleaguered route between Glasgow and London.

The new trains, Mr Branson went on, would soon be offering faster journey times than airlines linking the two cities.

He appeared to be referring to the little known Sopwith Camel service that flies to London via Vladivostok.

Improved journey times would however depend on Railtrack refurbishing the rail bed and engineers at the track maintenance company consider it one of the most expensive projects undertaken.

A spokesspanner told the JT: "We're talking about a cost of £1M per rail mile, or 50p per mile when directors' bonus payments are factored out."

Meanwhile, Mr Branson who famously let go a hot air balloon sans pilot has promised that many if not all high speed trains will have a full complement of drivers.

Inside: Railtrack bosses continue to benefit from CRP- Catastrophe Related Pay.
July 2001
New news   Recent news    Old news 2000    Old news 2001   Contact