| With news that Frank Warren might
not now bankrupt Glasgow's Rape Crisis Centre in pursuit of legal fees, sources close to
the promoter were quick to insist that, despite previous evidence to the contrary, Mr
Warren was not in fact a vindictive misogynist bastard. "You can ask anyone dahn Frankie's manor," A Mr Bow Bells said last
night, "Frankie worships the ground his dear old Mum walks on and no mistake."
Furthermore, the lovable, pearl be-decked, capering archetype went on, "Frankie's
always been one for the ladies. Love's em 'e does. Nice hair, smell sweet, God bless 'em
all."
Mr Bells insisted that Mr Warren held no grudge against the
women behind the legal action to block his boxer, "Barking" Mike Tyson, fighting
in Scotland.
"Nah, nah, you've got it all wrong, God bless you my
son. Frankie just wishes these Scotcher girlies behaved more like the dear old Queen Mum.
Turned out nice, quietly spoken and not givin' it verbals the whole bleedin' time.." |
The source went on to suggest that
Mr Warren would be only too happy to organise a collection to pay the Centre's legal debt
outside the fight venue. Women working at the Centre would be welcome to wave collecting
tins under the noses of a mainly male audience queuing up to watch a display of barely
controlled male aggression. "All Frankie
ask is that the girls don't come lookin' like a bunch a crazed feminists, all crew cuts
and hairy legs. I mean, tell the truth, its not hygienic is it?"
In a move towards establishing Warren's pro-women credentials
Mr Bells revealed that women would be playing a major role in the administration of the
fight.
"Between rounds, we've got a lavley young lady in the
ring with a round number placard. High heels, bikini, tits like boulders. Classy, you know
what ah mean?" |
